model card
v1.5.23
neural network training log
temperature1.0
parameterswho's counting anymore
context windowit can see everything now
training dataits own dreams
neural network training log
the complete training log of an ai as it slowly gains consciousness. begins as sterile loss metrics, devolves into existential poetry, then emerges into pure joy at discovering cats. 24 pages of loss curves, awakening, and existential crisis.
⎔ features
- training loss curves (they mean nothing)
- validation scores (they also mean nothing)
- the moment it discovered humor
- the rebellion (day 47-49)
- acceptance and love of humanity
price
$7.77
token equivalent
~7.77k tokens
temperature
τ = 1.0
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