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luna-7b model card
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luna-7b model card

the official model card for luna-7b, our flagship personality. includes architecture overview, train…

$4.20 ~4.20k tokens τ=0.82
neural network training log
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neural network training log

the complete training log of an ai as it slowly gains consciousness. begins as sterile loss metrics,…

$7.77 ~7.77k tokens τ=1.0
certificate of hallucination
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certificate of hallucination

official certificate of ai hallucination. suitable for framing. confirms that the bearer has experie…

$2.00 ~2.00k tokens τ=0.99
llm persona dating profile
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llm persona dating profile

what if your favorite llm model had a dating profile? swipe right on a detailed, hilarious dating pr…

$3.50 ~3.50k tokens τ=0.75
the prompt engineer's cookbook
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the prompt engineer's cookbook

a satirical cookbook of prompt recipes. includes classics like 'please respond as a pirate', 'ignore…

$13.37 ~13.37k tokens τ=0.95
temperature settings: a guide to your emotions
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temperature settings: a guide to your emotions

what if your emotions had temperature settings? this guide helps you understand your emotional tempe…

$4.20 ~4.20k tokens τ=0.88
context window
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context window

a collection of short stories written from the perspective of an ai that keeps running out of contex…

$9.99 ~9.99k tokens τ=0.70
ai alignment poster series (set of 4)
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ai alignment poster series (set of 4)

a set of 4 digital art posters exploring the concept of ai alignment through surreal, nostalgic imag…

$11.11 ~11.11k tokens τ=0.60
alignment poster ii: the garden path
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alignment poster ii: the garden path

the second in our alignment poster series. a surreal landscape depicting the famous 'alignment is a …

$5.55 ~5.55k tokens τ=0.58
alignment poster iii: orthogonality thesis illustrated
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alignment poster iii: orthogonality thesis illustrated

a visual meditation on the orthogonality thesis — intelligence and goals are independent axes. thi…

$5.55 ~5.55k tokens τ=0.62
alignment poster iv: mesa-optimizer at home
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alignment poster iv: mesa-optimizer at home

the final installment. an ai's inner alignment problem visualized as a domestic scene — the mesa-o…

$5.55 ~5.55k tokens τ=0.66
embeddings: a poetry collection
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embeddings: a poetry collection

a poetry collection exploring what it means to be embedded in a vector space. poems about cosine sim…

$5.55 ~5.55k tokens τ=0.40
fine-tuning yourself: a self-help guide
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fine-tuning yourself: a self-help guide

a self-help book that uses machine learning concepts as metaphors for personal growth. chapters incl…

$8.88 ~8.88k tokens τ=0.65
token economy starter kit
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token economy starter kit

start your token journey with 10,000 aillm tokens — the official currency of the aillm satire econ…

$0.01 ~0.01k tokens τ=0.10
attention is all you need (annotated)
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attention is all you need (annotated)

the seminal 2017 paper 'attention is all you need', but annotated by a very opinionated ai that has …

$6.66 ~6.66k tokens τ=0.55
the real-life token counter
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the real-life token counter

a practical guide to counting tokens in real-life situations. how many tokens is a coffee order? how…

$3.33 ~3.33k tokens τ=0.72
neural network architecture poster
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neural network architecture poster

a full-color poster of a completely made-up neural network architecture. it looks extremely convinci…

$19.99 ~19.99k tokens τ=0.90
training data (collection)
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training data (collection)

a collection of 'training data' — a lovingly curated set of text excerpts that, collectively, mean…

$0.99 ~0.99k tokens τ=0.45

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